An AI machine, built for trading · Numbered & limited

Reserve your Heeeven Machine.

An AI machine built for trading, and powerful enough for everything else. It's £2,499, with your first year of the Heeeven licence included.

Run AI models locally on your own hardware, analyse the markets your way, and it still tears through heavy ML workloads and flagship games. We pre-install and tune the software, so you switch it on and your whole desk is ready to run. Premium aluminium, unified-memory AI, beautiful enough to sit on your desk. Numbered, limited, and built to order.

It doesn't trade for you. Heeeven is software for your own analysis, and you make every call. The Machine just runs it at full speed.

Reserve the Machine · £699 deposit · refundable

£699

refundable deposit · ships in ~17 weeks

Specification

A premium instrument, built for the desk.

RTX 5090 (32 GB) or 5080 (16 GB)

Serious local AI/ML, plus 4K flagship gaming.

Ryzen 9 9950X · up to 128 GB RAM

Parallel backtesting. Big datasets, in memory.

Drives up to 6 monitors

Built for the full trading desk.

CNC aluminium · gloss dark-grey

Backlit logo. No RGB gamer nonsense.

Why a machine

We're a software company. So why build a machine?

Because you can't walk into a shop and buy a computer that's set up and ready for serious market analysis. Nobody sells that. Heeeven runs best on hardware built for it: local AI, backtesting across huge datasets, real-time multi-asset, no lag. So we ship you both, the machine and the software tuned together, for one experience that works the moment you switch it on.

It doesn't make decisions for you. It's a tool; you make every call. And it isn't only for market hours. The same silicon that crunches your backtests plays flagship titles at 4K when the session's closed. One machine for the work and the downtime.

Only 200 founding machines. Each one numbered. Each one built to order. Ships in ~17 weeks.

Reserve your machine

£2,499. Software included. £699 to reserve.

A £699 refundable deposit holds your numbered Heeeven Machine, and it's fully refundable until we confirm your build. The machine is £2,499 in total, your first year of Heeeven software included, and it ships in about 17 weeks.

Numbered, limited, built to order. After year one, the software renews at £799/year to keep your software updated.

£699

refundable deposit
to hold your numbered machine

Reserve Pay £699 deposit

Balance of £1,800 due before your machine ships. Split the deposit into 3 with Klarna at checkout.

  • Stripe secure checkout · Card, Apple Pay, Google Pay, Klarna
  • Refundable until your build begins, non-refundable once we start building
  • Numbered & limited to 200 · ships in ~17 weeks

Your £699 deposit is fully refundable until your build begins. Once we start building your numbered machine it's non-refundable, because it covers the components and labour committed to your unit. Your statutory rights for a faulty machine are unaffected. By reserving you agree to the EULA.