Ryzen AI Max 385
8 cores / 16 threads, up to 5.0 GHz. A processor built for local AI.
An AI machine, built for trading · Numbered & limited
Reserve your Heeeven Machine.
An AI machine built for trading, and powerful enough for everything else. It starts at £2,999, with your first year of the Heeeven licence included.
Run AI models locally on your own hardware, analyse the markets your way, and it still tears through heavy local-AI workloads and handles modern games after hours. We pre-install and tune the software, so you switch it on and your whole desk is ready to run. Carbon-fibre chassis, unified-memory AI, beautiful enough to sit on your desk. Numbered, limited, and built to order.
It doesn't trade for you. Heeeven is software for your own analysis, and you make every call. The Machine just runs it at full speed.
Reserve the Machine · £699 deposit · refundable
£699
refundable deposit · ships in ~17 weeks
The Heeeven Machine · render of the production design · each unit numbered on the chassis
Specification
A premium instrument, built for the desk.
32 GB unified memory · ~24 GB usable as VRAM
Run bigger local AI models than a discrete card can. More in Linux.
Radeon 8050S · up to 4 monitors
32 compute units. Smooth charts now, modern games after hours.
Carbon-fibre chassis · matte black
Backlit logo. No RGB gamer nonsense.
Core spec shown (£2,999). The Pro upgrade (£3,999) swaps in the Ryzen AI Max+ 395, 64 GB and 16 cores, with the Radeon 8060S, for heavy multitasking, gaming and bigger AI models later. Both run the Heeeven software identically.
Less money, more machine
A £3,500 AI laptop is just hardware.
Spend £3,500 on a premium AI laptop and that's what you get: a fast machine and a blank screen. You still have to find, license, configure and tune trading software yourself, and most of it never delivers. The Heeeven Machine costs less and gives you the whole desk: £2,999, software included, tuned, and running locally the moment you switch it on. You can't walk into a shop and buy this.
A premium AI laptop · £3,500
- Fast hardware, blank slate
- You source and license trading software
- You configure and tune it yourself
- Generic, not built for the markets
The Heeeven Machine · £2,999
- Tuned hardware with unified-memory local AI
- Proprietary AI indicator suite, backtested across 8 asset classes
- Pre-installed, pre-tuned, ready on first boot
- First year of Heeeven software included
It's software for your own analysis, educational and informational only. Heeeven holds no funds, places no trades, and you make every call.
Why a machine
We're a software company. So why build a machine?
Because you can't walk into a shop and buy a computer that's set up and ready for serious market analysis. Nobody sells that. Heeeven runs best on hardware built for it: local AI, backtesting across huge datasets, real-time multi-asset, no lag. So we ship you both, the machine and the software tuned together, for one experience that works the moment you switch it on.
It doesn't make decisions for you. It's a tool; you make every call. And it isn't only for market hours. The same silicon that crunches your backtests handles modern games when the session's closed. One machine for the work and the downtime.
Only 200 founding machines. Each one numbered. Each one built to order. Ships in ~17 weeks.
Launching on Indiegogo
Early-bird Machines go to the list first.
The founding run launches on Indiegogo. People on this list get first claim on the early-bird Machines, at the lowest price the Machine will ever be, before the campaign opens to everyone else.
A handful of emails, nothing more: when the campaign page opens, when early-bird goes live, and when it's gone.
You're on the list.
We'll email you the moment early-bird opens. The first numbered Machines go to this list before anyone else.
Reserve your machine
£2,999. Software included. £699 to reserve.
A £699 refundable deposit holds your numbered Heeeven Machine, and it's fully refundable until we confirm your build. The machine is £2,999 in total, your first year of Heeeven software included, and it ships in about 17 weeks.
Numbered, limited, built to order. After year one, the software renews at £799/year to keep your software updated.
£699
refundable deposit
to hold your numbered machine
Balance of £2,300 due before your machine ships. Split the deposit into 3 with Klarna at checkout.
- Stripe secure checkout · Card, Apple Pay, Google Pay, Klarna
- Refundable until your build begins, non-refundable once we start building
- Numbered & limited to 200 · ships in ~17 weeks
Your £699 deposit is fully refundable until your build begins. Once we start building your numbered machine it's non-refundable, because it covers the components and labour committed to your unit. Your statutory rights for a faulty machine are unaffected. By reserving you agree to the EULA.